But First, Here’s Some Boring Legal Shit I Have to Mention
Privacy policy & disclosures
What’s up, reader? Need a digital Ambien to put your ass to sleep? Then get ready for a digital smorgasbord of tedious legalese. Yay!
The internet can be a shady place with people hey hun!-ing you into buying things and pick-pocketing info from your back pocket while you’re not looking, so it’s important to hold that online fanny pack of yours close. To put you more at ease, I’m gonna take my hood off and step under a street light so I can be as transparent with you as possible because all I want for you is to feel secure while perusing my little corner of the web.
What information is collected on this site?
Mommy Cusses collects as little information as possible from users looking to drop a comment or send a message. This might include a name (it doesn’t even have to be your real one if you’re into roleplaying *wiggles my eyebrows at you*), your website, and e-mail address. If you’re uncomfortable with leaving these details then feel free to pass on commenting. While I love hearing from you, what I love more is being an entity you can trust (that made me sound like a ghost).
Cookies / IP address tracking
Mommy Cusses uses cookies as a way to lure you into my candy house and INTO THE OVEN. Just kidding. On a serious note that is painful to me, like all pages on the World Wide Web, cookies are used to uniquely identify users for the purpose of log files, posting comments, and potentially other things like polls, voting, etc. Pretty much anywhere you go on the internet, there’s gonna be cookies, and they’re the oatmeal raisin kind that you might not love but would eat if you were super hungry.
Your personal information is not being kept; cookies are simply a way to identify your computer.
Links to other websites
Mommy Cusses may contain links to other websites. Once you click on them to leave my internet casa, you are no longer under my loving gaze and care and that I don’t have any control of the goings on of that website.
This means that I am not responsible for the protection and privacy of any information which you provide while visiting those other sites so while I try to do my due diligence and hand you off to sites you can trust, you should definitely scope the place out first before entering any information. Mmkay?
Who is information shared with?
None of your information will be shared with anyone else unless specifically required, i.e. to arrange delivery of a giveaway prize, book, or e-course, etc. I will do everything in my power to keep your details under lock and key in my pink, sparkly diary.
If you have signed up to my email list you will get emails sometimes that are there to help you remember to love me and visit me again on Mommy Cusses, and I have sent out the required forms to be compliant through my email delivery provider.
Opting out
Emails from Mommy Cusses have an unsubscribe option at the bottom should you decide that you’re sick of hearing from me. Feel free to unsubscribe at any time. I’d super-duper miss you, but I get it and I wish you well. The next blogger you subscribe to just better not be hotter or funnier than me *squints*.
Third party advertising
I have third party advertisements on my site, and that third party may use non-personally identifiable information (e.g., click stream information, browser type, time and date, subject of advertisements clicked or scrolled over) during your visits to this and other web sites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services that are catered to you and more likely to be something you’ll even want.
These companies typically use a cookie or third party web beacon to collect this information.
Again, all very standard, and not something I can advise you on, but if you need to know then visit networkadvertising.org to find out what it’s all about and how to opt out of this.
As per CCPA- We do NOT sell your information, all that is tracked is neutral information (demographic data and cookies, etc.) collected for the purposes of ad network targeting.
Ad Networks Mommy Cusses is a part of:
Google Adsense
Google Analytics
This site uses Google Analytics, like most every site online. This keeps track of what you’re reading, for how long, and where in the world you are. If I were to get ambitious and figure out how to use this service I could also see your age, your gender and how the hell you ended up here (It was probably Facebook). That being said, I can’t identify you, so don’t worry.
Disclosures
Amazon Associates Disclosure
Mommy Cusses is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com
Basically, if I link to Amazon products and you click and buy them, I may make a small commission to add to my wine money piggy bank. This is at no additional cost to you, so everybody wins!
Reviews and sponsored posts
If I have been sent something free for review, or have been paid to write a post, I will always disclose this in the post by marking it as Sponsored, Ad, or Gifted. I always try to make sure the things I review or am paid to write about are things you’d be interested in, and if not I’ll at least make these posts entertaining to read so please bear with me.
Blog Disclaimer – Things I Take Responsibility For
Content:
This is a personal blog. All opinions expressed here are based off of my own experiences, lifestyle, and observations. I am responsible for the content – not anyone else. Any employers, group, organization, agency or entity that I may be associated with is not responsible for my dumbfuckery.
Mistakes and Stupidity:
I may make a mistake or say something dumb or offensive. I mean, my name is Mommy Cusses, I can almost guarantee you I will say something dumb, offensive, or something you don’t agree with eventually. I’m only human and make mistakes just like everyone else but I own and am solely responsible for my mistakes. Are you happy now, JANET?
Changing my Mind:
Over time my thoughts and opinions may change and current posts may express different opinions than in earlier posts. Basically, I am open-minded and have trouble making my mind up sometimes so don’t hold me to anything, ya dig?
Copyright:
All written content, digital art in my style with or without my name on it, and quotes and memes with Mommy Cusses or Serena Dorman attached to them belongs to me. If you like something you’ve read here, feel free to link to it or re-post via one of my social media platforms uncropped, and with my watermark still intact. Thank you for respecting my intellectual and the not-so-intellectual property and ramblings.
Blog Disclaimer- Things I’m not Responsible for:
Eternal Accuracy:
The information on Mommy Cusses is provided “as is” with no warranties, and confers no rights. I’ll do my best to make sure all the information, including links, check out and are trustworthy at the time of posting but there’s no guarantee that information posted today will still be valid or accurate in the future.
Incoming Links:
I can’t control who links to me. If I could, I’d probably have enough money to hire someone else to write the boring ass shit you are currently subjected to. Apologies for that, btw. If you see a questionable site linking to my blog, like I’ve told an asshole ex or two, it’s them, not me.
Bad Decisions:
My intention is to do no harm with the content on Mommy Cusses. I’m not a doctor, lawyer, therapist, trainer, chef, or any other type of trained expert so what I write is to be taken with a grain of salt (and maybe a tequila shot if you’re feeling feisty). In essence – please use common sense. You won’t be compensated in any way if you suffer a loss/damage/inconvenience because of something written in this blog.
Comments:
I love comments. Absolutely live, laugh, love, and appreciate them. But I live, laugh, love, and appreciate myself as well and reserve the right to delete any comment for any reason whatsoever – such as those that are abusive, profane, rude, perverted, or spammy.
I am not responsible for the contents of blog comments. No, that’s really what she/he/they said. And I’m not responsible for any laws that may be broken in any country through the content, implication, and intent of blog comments.
Congratulations! You’ve reached the end of this long, monotonous, yet very necessary legal info. Now go peruse this website like you’ve never peruzzed before. Thanks for being here and being a supporter of the big cat kitty cat rescue my blog.
