Swearing is my favorite. There’s just something about a good ol’ curse word that titillates my dysfunctional soul. The thing…
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Ramblings6 TWO-SENTENCE HORROR STORIES TO KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT (BECAUSE LET’S FACE IT, YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY SLEEP ANYWAY)
A few years ago, I came across a series of “two-sentence” horror stories like these ones on Bored Panda, and…
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There’s Valentine’s Day, Singles Awareness Day, and even Galentines Day which sounds like some kinky orgy where you wear horse…
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Do you enjoy a good mom hack? Introducing Sweary Mom Hacks. Parenting hacks and tips written in the same deliciously…
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Contrary to common belief, stock photography was created by a team of pristine assholes for the sole purpose of making…
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It was the winter of 2015 that I was introduced to the extreme shitfest that is a gingerbread house kit….
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It’s officially November, which means it’s time for my annual roast of this year’s Pottery Barn Kids Holiday catalog. Why?…
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This post is sponsored by Evite. Hold onto your peppermint schnapps-filled bra flasks, ladies, because A Bad Moms Christmas,…
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I’m convinced that some parenting magazines out there exist merely to make you feel like a garbage human. It’s exhausting…
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As mothers, part of our job description is to frantically Google symptoms we or our family members are experiencing in…